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I just saw "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" It's a really good movie! I suggest it.

Now a sample conversation between myself and my krack-head kompanion from Kanada.

Chait Wolf: I just watched O Brother, Where Art Thou.

Chait Wolf: It r0xx0red

Cristyne: what's it about?

Chait Wolf: Well, you take a classic tale by Homer, set in Mississippi during the Depression, add George Clooney singing, beat well, pour into a 9x13 greased baking pan, cook for 25 - 30 minutes at 375 degrees or until set well. Slice and serve when cool.

Cristyne: ! did you just cook, slice, and serve George Clooney?

Cristyne: and Mississippi and the Depression?

Chait Wolf: And John Goodman!

Chait Wolf: And a midget!

Cristyne: I bet the Depression doesn't taste very good

Chait Wolf: You see, hon, you add salt to sweet things to make the sweetness taste sweeter.

Cristyne: soo.. the Depression is salty?

Chait Wolf: Yeah.

Chait Wolf: From the tears.

Chait Wolf: Duh!

Cristyne: O.o

Chait Wolf: What?

Cristyne: that was deep and insightful. on the other hand, you failed to mention the effect of the Rock the Llama campaign on pre- and post- Depression era America

Chait Wolf: It had no effect on pre-depression era America due to its lack of existence at that point of time-space.

Cristyne: exactly, my dear Watson

Chait Wolf: It was still mostly limited to France.

Cristyne: I mean John-Boy

Chait Wolf: It started to leak out around the time rock and roll was leaking out of the states. They each thought that the other came from the other. They were wrong.

Cristyne: ooh, I see

Chait Wolf: Because they both resulted from a lonely Viking named Bjork, who later had a famous singer named after him.

Chait Wolf: Bjork got beat up a lot, and so got his revenge in fanciful short stories full of elves, musicians, and emus.

Cristyne: emus! hurrah!

Cristyne: fanciful emus of revenge!

Chait Wolf: Due to incorrect translations, the elves were thought to be llamas, the emus were changed into goat-driven carts, and musicians were changed into Nordic "gods."

Cristyne: lol

Chait Wolf: And everything was fucked up beyond belief.

I'm in a creative mood today.

Peace and Health

John-Boy